Panta Claus 2002
Guess Who? PANTA CLAUS returns withsack full of toys -- but these are for grownups, NOT girls and boys. With a devilish gleam in his wry-smiling eyes, he asks if you're naughty, he pinches your thighs. And if you laugh, and don't slap him away, he'll show you a good time, or a roll in the hay. And before he departs on his mission of joy, he'll slip you some tongue, and a vibrating toy. The Sun shall return.


(Text by Scott "Scix" Maddix, art by Liz "Coyotegirl" Davidson. Originally aired as a holiday special on Psychic Dyslexia Institute on Yule, 2002.